The Missouri mud flap...Kuntucky waterfall...The ape drape.... and the Achy-Breaky-Big Mistakey: all names for the MULLET

The mullet has long held a place in my heart. i think it started with uncle jesse in full house.now i don't go out looking for mullets, but they do seem to find me. While i was in arizona on vacation, i was minding my own business, spending time with my husband when this little boy caught my eye. he was staring at me! i saw that he had a full blown mullet. i wondered what mother would do this to a poor defenseless child. Later this boy came up to me! i know... weird. i had on my "i love mullets" sweatshirt, and he wanted to know where i got it (i had it made FYI). So he posed for a picture with me, and told me his life story. turns out he wanted the mullet, and loves it.... the hairstyle was his choice! he goes by "mullet boy" like his hair gives him super powers, i don't know maybe he's some kind of samson. All i know is it a nasty haircut.... and here in southern idaho it is quite popular.Here are some other mullet pics and descriptions...
Animull-
This is the most fierce and dangerous mullet species alive. Do NOT hunt one if you are a beginner, or even a casual mullet hunter...Leave these to us professionals. Like a shark, this is one ferocious predator. Many have weapons, and are looking for any reason to use them. (Fortunately, they tend to only end up hurting themselves.) Physical Predatory Traits to Look for: -Cigarette frozen in the mouth (especially when not lit) -Cut out sleeve/neck shirt exposing faded military tattoos. -Handlebar mustache (a slight variation to the mullestache) -Holding an empty water bottle and leaning against something, creating an intimidating stance. -Ronnie Milsap sunglasses, and attitude Hand musculature has morphed into a strong claw-like grip over many years of evmullution due to habitual cigarette smoking while holding various plastic bottles (see above). -- Note: This right handed specimen appears agitated as the middle digit is slightly flexed, or in a "flipping the bird" position. This usually is a precursor to heavy aggression and blatant cruelty to all animals, big and small.

Wedding Mullet Every now and then, the mullet is invited to a wedding. This is definitely the time he lets it all flow...no ponytails to conceal the mullet on one of these special days. It's a rare opportunity where he can legitimately "Party like its 1999", and he takes full advantage of it! Though the wedding mullet is a fairly harmless creature, he is almost always OBNOXIOUS. You'll find him telling really bad jokes, which are immediately followed by a deep belly laugh. (The kind that overpower the traces of all the phony laughs from others who aren't really listening anyway)